I got the job I interviewed for!!


bloodmothers:

pleatedjeans:

Depression Part 2 by Hyperbole and a Half is the most important thing you’ll read all day.

wow

I’m apparently jumping right out of my little box nowadays. Let my FWB tied me up during sex. Definitely needs to happen again - very hot. Ugh.

tylenold:

relatable text post containing the words ‘horny’ ‘sad’ and ‘hungry’

Anonymous asked:
sexual orientation?

I find it hilarious that you ask anonymously. I don’t mind answering personal questions.

How to explain. I don’t really “identify” as anything most of the time, but you could call me bisexual or pansexual, I guess. (:


The amount I want sex right now is ridiculous. Also, found out last night that sharing cigarette smoke while making out is incredibly hot. Fuck.


voicelikemoney:

jamsfranca:

the title pretty much says it all (◡‿◡✿) (i apologize in advance for the frustration that this mix will most likely definitely cause)

reblogging for that white stripes song